I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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