My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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