Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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