p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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