She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
