I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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