I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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