i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My pussy is not your playground.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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