school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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