i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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