shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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