He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
