The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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