soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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