3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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