just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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