actually, I'm a sock model
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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