finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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