She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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