So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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