As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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