Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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