shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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