I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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