Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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