thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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