I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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