Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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