I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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