that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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