do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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