i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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