i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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