is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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