I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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