someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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