yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
