Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
