when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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