Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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