I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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