It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We left the knife in your bed.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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