Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think a kid would responsible me up
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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