Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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