You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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