where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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