Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
birth control should be required to get into college
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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