he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
