Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
