Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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