Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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