I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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