Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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