Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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