you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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