I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
